Fae PN AU

Where Ed gets his revenge for all those short jokes.

Al: ^slips out at night to explore city nightlife, only ever having heard about it^

Scar: ^leans against a tree in the park, not bundled up from the fall air so has rosy cheeks and his hands are stuffed far into his pockets.^

alai: ^Working at a bar thats decently close to the woods^

Ed: ^on Full guard, probably feeling him close to their wards but not paying TOO close attention^

Al: ^hopes he doesnt stand out too much in makeshift clothes and presses his face to the glass of the bar^ Why is it so dark... is it closed??

Scar: ^shivers and lays head on his knees and stares off to the side, staring right at the ward, not seeing it but feeling it there but not knowing what it is^

alai: people dont like bright lights when theyre drinking and making bad decisions

ed: ^prickles slightly not liking them being stared at so openly, knowing he cant SEE but very on edge^ i should send him away hes too close...

Al: ^jumps and turns to look at him, gold eyes wide^ Oh, Hi

Scar: ^coughs abruptly and scowls glaring ahead for a moment then turning to look at the area again, naturally drawn^

alai: ^raises eyebrow slightly^ Hello

ed: ill make him eat a magic acorn so he goes the fuck away

Al: ^pupils seem to dialate which is wieRD^ Wow, you smell like alchohol

Scar: ^dont be cute with me edward^ Jerks^ who's there?

alai: ^eyebrows inch a bit higher^ I work in there, itd be surprising if i didn't

ed: ^i told you to be prepared joe was gonna get MORE^ ^squints^ fuck he can hear me too?

Al: You work here.. you.... the books say maintain? This place? This place of alcohol?

Scar: &JOE^ Whoever you are, you can get lost, I dont have anything for you to take

alai: ^gonna just take it in stride^ something like that, i provide the alcohol and then i go home

ed: ^JOE^ ^scoffs^ like youd have anything i wanted anyways, even if you did have stuff

Al: Where do you live? I live in the park

Scar: ^frowns^ who are you and why cant I see you

alai: that doesnt sound very good.... ^small gesture^ i live in town

ed: ^Scoffs^ thats none of your business, and maybe youre just not looking hard enough, its not easy to miss me

Al: Oh no its very lovely there ^beams up at him^

Scar: Perhaps you are if youre small enough

alai: you dont get too cold?

Ed: Who're you callin so small you cant even see him when hes standing right in front of you! see i was gonna be kida nice about this but now im thinking i really shouldnt be

Al: if you are in the right spot it's not cold (omg does alai think he's crazy, or on drugs?)

S: you're not in front of me so don't lie to me

Alai: (oh 100% something) I guess that's fair

Ed: ^scoffs^ I don't lie, you just aren't equipped to see

Al: (keKEKE) ^nods head^ Yes,may I have some alcohol?

Scar: and what is that supposed to mean

alai: (v much like this kids on SOMETHING) depends on how old you are

ed: exactly what it sounds like, im not here to give you answers, if you want them back enough youll figure it out

Al: (yesssss) Oh! I'm old enough!

Scar: ..... I'm hallucinating then . Sighs.

ala: and how old would that make you

ed: definitely a likely story, whatever helps you process the unexplainable, eat any weird nuts lately

Al: hmmm the measurement would be.... at least a couple dozen sunflowers I believe

Scar: no, I've eaten nothing

a: Im...not sure what that means

ed: hmm, thats not good at all, your kind need to eat regularly

Al: oh its enough, may I have a drink of your most requested drink?

Scar: my kind...?

Alai: that's...not really how this works, but I can get you something appropriate .guess what it's gonna be.

Ed: .figures people don't listen to humans that sleep I the woods. Oh I'm sure you can figure it out